Bizarre coach decals

Many coaches have decals on the rear window boasting of their features and comforts.

I snapped this as the coach was receding from me. I can decipher some of the decals, as far as I can tell from left to right they are:

  1. A giant lamp shining directly into one's face
  2. Two ballet shoes suspended, again, directly in one's face
  3. Unsecured seating
  4. 3.5-inch floppy disk drive
  5. Bowling pins set amongst broken glass
  6. Sun going nova
  7. Heavy braking at every opportunity
  8. Toilet onboard