Translink Safety Bus
Closer inspection did not reveal what aspects of safety were addressed by this vehicle, so here are my suggestions for Translink safety tips:
- To avoid physical damage to one's body, do not attempt to squeeze into the seats on newer buses if one is taller than one meter.
- To avoid physical damage to one's body, disregard point 1 if the ex-Glaswegian driver screams "GO TO THE BACK AN' SIT DOON".
- Never leave a clear line of sight to the windscreen, to avoid being catapulted through it when the driver decides to deploy his binary-braking foot ( ON or OFF ).
- Always descend double-decker staircases backwards. This is safer and confuses the driver as he is accustomed to hearing people falling down the stairs as he accelerates towards the stop.